"The Talking Dog"
A man sees a sign in front of a house:
“Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rings the bell. The owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The man goes back and sees a Labrador sitting there.
“Can you really talk?” he asks.
“Of course,” the dog replies.
Shocked, the man says, “So what’s your story?”
The dog sighs.
“I discovered I could talk when I was young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the CIA. I spent years spying on world leaders. Nobody suspected a dog. I retired after 8 years, wrote a book, got married, had puppies. Now I just relax.”
The man, stunned, goes back inside.
“How much do you want for the dog?”
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
“Ten dollars?! He’s amazing! Why so cheap?”
The owner shrugs.
“He’s a liar. He never did any of that.”
