“Do you have any dangerous animals around here?” The farmer scratched his head and said, “Nah mate, nothing dangerous.” Relieved, the tourist pitched his tent. At 2am he comes sprinting back to the farmhouse yelling, “There’s a huge kangaroo outside my tent!” The farmer shrugs, “Oh yeah, that’s Kevin.” “YOU SAID NOTHING DANGEROUS!” “Yeah, Kevin’s not dangerous… He just likes boxing tourists.”
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