My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing. I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.... View Post
🤣Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Studen... View Post
"The Wrong Nun"{
Two priests on vacation decided to wear civilian clothes to enjoy some anonymity. While walking on the beach, a woman in a bikini walked by, smiled, and said, “Good morning, Father. G... View Post
The Smart Fridge
My fridge beeped at me today.
It said the door was open.
So I closed it.
Then it beeped again.
Turns out it wasn’t the fridge.
It was my bank app reminding me I can’t afford groce... View Post
