A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him. He boots it, but he knows he can't outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying, "Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, ple... View Post
A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?" God said yes. The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?" God said yes. The guy sa... View Post
My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing. I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.... View Post
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A year later, there’s another knock a... View Post
🤣Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Studen... View Post
Widower at the World Cup Final
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks... View Post
"The Wrong Nun"{
Two priests on vacation decided to wear civilian clothes to enjoy some anonymity. While walking on the beach, a woman in a bikini walked by, smiled, and said, “Good morning, Father. G... View Post
"Caught in the Frame"
The $20 Million Mistake
Art of the Affair
A Picture’s Worth a Divorce
The Bad News in Bold Color
Masterpiece of Trouble
Portrait of a Very Bad Idea
When the Evidence Is Framed
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The Man Who Could Not Tell a Lie
A bushman known for being too honest goes to town to buy a new suit, but the shopkeeper keeps trying to upsell him. After being told the suit is "invisible," the bushm... View Post
🤣A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my pengu... View Post
A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter says to him “Before you meet with God, I should tell you ,we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad.... View Post
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins." "That's odd," answers the man... View Post
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of... View Post
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death." He turned around and said, "So, you wan... View Post
